December 2010
christmas morning
On the way to christmas morning, I realized something
I saw all these houses with fake santas, be they inflatable santas, or santa figurines. all of them had fake santas, some with christmas music playing, each in their own “natural environment”.
This, at first, was no big deal.
But then, realizing that if instead of santas, these were ducks, and instead of a house, it was a lake....
Things to spread like crack. well, maybe not...
Drunk? Go kill a shark! →
As some of my friends have put ” HAHAHA Classic Dragan” , or ” How good are you drunk stories? Probably not as good as Dragan’s.”
I give you a night inside my drunk head. Seriously, you’re lucky we don’t have sharks around here.
url: http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/
grapefruits screaming
(The beginning: Happy oranges…..sorry oranges)
Sometimes I feel bad for stripping fruit. I never really get consent for it.
(The middle: Oh dear God! What have you done to me?!)
But then I remember, that at any moment, without warning, it may turn on me and launch squirty streams of acid right into my face/eyes. and I feel better.
(The finished result: WEE! Grapefruit EYES! Look!...
Current Interests:
Playing
Making noises
Explosions
Getting all this red ink off my hands (literally).
Learning about your passions.
Sandwiches.
“Find out what you’re afraid of and go live there.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Rant
Your marriage is bullshit.
Your child is bullshit.
Your life
is bullshit.
If your goals in life are simply to get married, have kids, and find a husband, or likewise find a wife and that’s it. You can just set yourself on fire now and save me the trouble, because you haven’t gotten the point of all of this.
Marriage is arbitrary. It is meaningless. It is a paper contract with no...
priorities of the day
kill self
eat bagels
strap landmines to kittens
teach kittens to become homing missiles
program kittens to find all local starbucks and overpriced self-indulgent coffee shops in general.
eat more bagels
narrow down or finish current 23 different research projects
think of selling kitten homing missile technology to the military
think of selling kitten homing missile technology to hello...
supercuddlypuppies asked: If I ask you a question you cannot answer, How would you answer that?
supercuddlypuppies asked: Why are you such a failure?
“A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....”
– Sam Harris, on stem cell research. (via cocknbull)
Fuck yes.