All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
What did the Oven say to the bread dough?
Hot enough for ya?!
:-D
Ooo, What did the three-tined fork say when people kept making fun of it?
“Fork this shit! you call me a tiny trident one more time and we’ll see who has eyes in the end!”
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#also applicable to racism and homophobia etc. etc.
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Or I go on Facebook and see this. “Woman in the local paper moaning that she is single, has 5 kids and 1 on the way and...
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About You are awesome ^_^
Must be nighttime.
always relevant.
My headspace lady tried to teach me “mindfulness” but it just doesn’t work for me on any level
